For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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