I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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