you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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