WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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