I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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