What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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