im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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