he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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