that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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