just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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