There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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