I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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