fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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