And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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