i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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