Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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