I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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