I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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