Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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