Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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