then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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