Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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