he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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