another moral hangover. fuck.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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