super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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