As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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