I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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