Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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