Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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