I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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