i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
The air taste purple.
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