whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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