the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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