When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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