Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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