at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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