I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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