I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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