So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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