quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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