Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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