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• (515): View more from Iowa

  This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I got "discovered a new religion high" last night

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  ... drunk me broke the coffee table?

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  STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s

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