The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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