It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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