Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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