I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I just forgot I was standing up.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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