shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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