Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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