People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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