so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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