I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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