just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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