Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I look better un-naked...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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