doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
