Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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