I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You were trust falling into bushes
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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